"Did I hear treats?!"

"I look just like a model."

"I can barely see a thing!"

"May I help you?"

"Look at me! Look at me!"

"Carry me, human! These clean paws cannot touch the floor!"

"Beauty is pain, my dear."

"Look, ma! I'm flying!"

"WHEE!"

"Shh, my human is telling me what a good boy I am."

"Sorry, I'm a hugger, not a hand-shaker."

"I think I need a trim soon."

"Just let me get one good lick to make sure these aren't giant candy canes."

"Yes, I know. My hair does look better than yours."

"I was told there would be treats."

"It's been a ruff day."

"Being this good looking is exhausting work."